bachelor Parties
Well, this is it. Your final night of freedom. Strip clubs, bar hopping, casinos, arcades, conventions, the zoo, the library, anywhere you want, we don’t judge! Hell, if you want us to drive you to Vegas we will. What happens on the party bus or limo stays on the party bus or limo. And why are you taking a party bus or limo? 1. YOU WILL BE DRUNK Clearly, you and all of your friends will be drunk and up to all sorts of shenanigans. The last thing you need is you or one of your friends to get a DUI before the big day—that’d throw a shadow over your friend’s whole night! Maybe even the marriage! Get warm and fuzzy responsibility points for your foresight and thoughtfulness; don’t drive drunk and have more worry-free fun! This is where we come in. 2. SEE ABOVE …or try to anyway…it’s late, and the screen is so bright! 3. DON'T BE CREEPY Don't be the group driving up to the club in what would generously be called a beater, you know…the one that sounds like it’s shaking itself apart? As you are slamming the stubborn squeaky-hinged doors and trying to regain appearances as you make your way to the door, you’ll be thinking of us, and how you could instead be letting all the other patrons see the occasion bringing you here is one of chauffeur-worthy big 4+ wheeled celebration! You can even stumble to the door and come across as serious business now, we’ve got that covered for you. 4. ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE WHOLE GROUP Had trouble leaving anyone out of the group? Suddenly have “friends” you aren’t even sure you recognize tagging along? It can happen, especially when they see your ride! The point is, we can carry as many as you bring, invitations or no! Picking up a couple more along the way? No problem! 5. WHEREVER, WHENEVER! Can’t seem to quite figure out when to stop? There’s no need to when you’ve got us; we’re 24-hours and you deserve every minute of it! Want to stop and play a slowed down and poorly coordinated version of baseball at 3 in the morning in the field you just spied? Go right ahead, we’ll even take you somewhere to get the bat and ball! Maybe a nerf bat. Or a softball. 6. PARTY PRIVATELY If the club just isn’t doing it for you, you can always take the party outside! Well, inside. Outside the club, but inside the vehicle. You know what we mean. We have a lot of space, every seat is a good seat, and you don’t have to wait for the DJ to play your favorite tunes! Just bring them along and plug them right in to the sound system. 7. PROVE YOU’RE THE BETTER FRIENDS You know the ladies or the guys are out there on their own party, but do THEY have a limo or party bus? Well, maybe they even do, but hey, at least they aren’t the only ones! You don’t want them showing you up when you’re regaling each other with your wild tails of adventure and intrigue later. You’ve won the night. Not that anyone’s competing… |
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